{"title":"Best Sellers","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur launch picks. Big attitude, sharp one-liners and a fit for every mood. Curated by us while your favourites take shape.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"youre-a-mug-womens-white-tee","title":"You’re a Mug — Women’s White Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf you’re everyone’s cup of tea, you’re a mug.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSame sharp tongue. Your kind of fit. The full Irony Shirt post graphic on a white women’s tee, with a lower mid-chest print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWomen’s tee — regular fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e180 GSM, 100% combed cotton.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite, XS–3XL. $49.95 AUD.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeck ribbing, side seams, shoulder tape and double-needle hems. Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e28 cm front print. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping calculated at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003csection style=\"margin:28px 0;border:2px solid #111;background:#fff;color:#111;\"\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"padding:20px;background:#111;color:#fff;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 6px;color:#fff;font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:-.5px;\"\u003eGET THE FIT RIGHT.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#fff;\"\u003eBig attitude. Your kind of fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding:18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWomen’s size chart\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasure a favourite tee flat: width from underarm to underarm; length from the high shoulder by the neck to the hem. 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Bold black lettering and a subtle THE IRONY SHIRT signature on a clean white heavyweight tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelaxed oversized fit with dropped shoulders, made for men and women. AS Colour 5080. 100% carded cotton, 280 gsm. White, S–3XL. Printed to order by The Print Bar. Shipping calculated at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"irony-size-guide\" style=\"margin: 12px 0; border: 1px solid #ddd; border-radius: 4px; background: #fff; color: #111;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"cursor: pointer; min-height: 44px; padding: 14px 16px; font-weight: 600; box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eSize guide — Oversized\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 12px 16px; overflow-x: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLay a tee you like flat. Compare its underarm-to-underarm width and shoulder-to-hem length. 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Measurements are in centimetres.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; text-align: left; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eWidth (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eLength (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e51\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e70.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e55\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e59\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e77.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e63\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e81\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e67\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e84.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e86.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are garment measurements, not body measurements. 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