{"product_id":"watched-it-ring-oversized-white-tee","title":"Watched It Ring — Oversized White Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“I tried to call you!” I know. I watched it ring...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSaw it. Left it. A compact chest print with a dominant “I know.” and a subtle THE IRONY SHIRT signature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelaxed oversized fit for men and women. AS Colour 5080, 100% carded cotton, heavyweight 280 gsm, with dropped shoulders. White, S–3XL. Printed to order by The Print Bar. Shipping calculated at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"irony-size-guide\" style=\"margin: 12px 0; border: 1px solid #ddd; border-radius: 4px; background: #fff; color: #111;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"cursor: pointer; min-height: 44px; padding: 14px 16px; font-weight: 600; box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eSize guide — Oversized\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 12px 16px; overflow-x: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLay a tee you like flat. Compare its underarm-to-underarm width and shoulder-to-hem length. Measurements are in centimetres.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; text-align: left; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eWidth (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eLength (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e51\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e70.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e55\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e59\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e77.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e63\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e81\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e67\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e84.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 6px 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e86.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are garment measurements, not body measurements. Allow up to 3.81 cm variation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"The Irony Shirt","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67787390189811,"sku":"20999064991948896351","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67787390222579,"sku":"12039262762669036381","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67787390255347,"sku":"14350523254332020778","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67787390288115,"sku":"26986364327174442119","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67787390320883,"sku":"75647295940157041405","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67787390353651,"sku":"46415250600479942462","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0856\/0685\/8995\/files\/20261019052458-1f1cb7d6-cfc1-68b0-85f9-9ab8c7276c1c.png?v=1792387536","url":"https:\/\/theironyshirt.com\/products\/watched-it-ring-oversized-white-tee","provider":"The Irony Shirt","version":"1.0","type":"link"}