{"product_id":"you-re-a-mug-standard-white-tee","title":"You’re a Mug — Standard White Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf you’re everyone’s cup of tea, you’re a mug.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft cotton. Sharp tongue. The full Irony Shirt post graphic, made for people with no interest in being liked by everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRegular fit. Midweight 180 gsm, 100% combed cotton. White, XS–5XL. Shipping calculated at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"irony-size-guide\" style=\"margin: 12px 0; border: 1px solid #ddd; border-radius: 4px; background: #fff; color: #111;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"cursor: pointer; min-height: 44px; padding: 14px 16px; font-weight: 600; box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eSize guide — Standard\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 12px 16px; overflow-x: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLay a tee you like flat. Compare its underarm-to-underarm width and shoulder-to-hem length. 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